Carson Daly Sucks
Posted on 09/17/2005 at 06:04 AM

Carson Daly sucks, and it's time everyone admitted it. Why does he still have a show? Who is he blowing?

I used to think he was cute and kinda harmless---now I know he is a devil's minion. There can be no other explanation.

And what is with the emaciated gay-boy look he's sporting now? Could his ears be used as a flotation device? Is that tan redder than the phony LA backdrop on the new set? I can see why he was boning Tara Reid---she's a drunken slut, and totally works it; I can respect that. But what the fuck did she want with him? It's not like he helped her career, as with Tom & Katie.

At least NY is rid of him. I felt the whole East Coast get more intelligent after he left. One positive thing I can say about the man: he's not Jimmy Kimmel.

And while we're talking about the untalented and overexposed...I guess Comedy Central is not so thrilled with their new talk shows: DL Hughley is down from 3 nights to 2; Adam Corrolla is moving from 11:30pm to midnight. To quote Dr. Frank N. Furter: "Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them?" Oddly enough, that could be applied to Daly and Kimmel as well...

Colin Quinn, wherefore art thou?

Birthday Bull
Posted on 09/12/2005 at 03:13 AM

Well, here I am again, on the verge of turning another year older (9/13), and I still stink at this computer crap. Hey, at least I finally got my business cards done (and they rock!), so now I really feel like a pretentious self-involved comedian. (Yea, Lee!) I can hardly wait to get the T-shirts made! Woo-hoo! There'll be no stopping me then! Now, if I can only get out of New Jersey...

Wait a minute...I will be doing just that next month. One of my idiot cousins in Texas is getting married (why, why, why?!) I'm driving down with Mom and one of my aunts (the one that loves to pay for stuff---YES!), and I'm hoping to hit some clubs on the way down and back. As Navin Johnson once said, "Things are gonna start happening to me now!"