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2014 elections

| 0 Comments | 2627 Views | Back to top | Posted on 11/03/2014 at 02:31 PM

ok - have been pretty quiet this political season - with the dual disasters of Ebola (the media coverage, not the actual disease) and the country western inbred empty head Taylor Swift becoming the spokesperson for NYC (I guess buying a $20mil condo gets you more than just a key to the city these days), what is there really to talk about?? The Grand Old Perverts seemingly will take the senate and initiate a 2 year festival called IMPEACH THE KENYAN DARKIE called for by their drooling even-more-inbred tea party overlords - this while the country continues to crumble into a third world parody of what it once was, with collapsing infrastructure being beat into the ground by obese, electric cart wheeling dolts (and Russia/China LAUGHING and continuing to cyber-attack and confound our dying technology grids)!!

And on the local front, our abysmal food network star-boffing and in the pockets of the wealthy/corporations/gas-fracking governor will also surely get re-elected despite ethics probes and avoiding even one debate with his GOP challenger (and even bigger loser, but I digress...). so, as a lifelong Democrat, what's a boy to do??? Pray that sometime later today every GOP senate candidate is inconveniently found in their local airport bathroom with a hairless Laotian boy firmly ensconced in their rectum while a TMZ film crew are in the next stall taking a dump??? that somehow we're living in a world where the sadly potential great governor and the famed “Sheriff of Wall” Street Elliot Spitzer is vying for his third successful term after breaking the moneyed interests of their greed addictions while KEEPING HIS KOSHER SCHVANZ IN HIS DOCKERS????? no, these are sad and delusional pipedreams (but maybe there are a few cold and frightened Laotian houseboys hiding in some GOP candidate rumpus rooms somewhere...but again, I digress)>>>

So here’s my only suggestions to my fellow demoralized Democrats who are being offered a bland array of pathetic candidates who have run the most miserably cowardly races I’ve ever seen – so afraid to be aligned to a President who has brought this country back from a fiscal disaster, who saved our auto industry, who created for first steps to a true national healthcare system, who presided over the execution of the architect of the 9/11 terror attack, just because they can’t fight the mouth breathers and the insane libertarian billionaires and their quest to tar and feather our BLACK President again and again and again, despite the effect it’s having on our national psyche and our standing in the eyes of the world community…..despite their lack of spine and loyalty – vote DEMOCRAT – for congress, for senate, for governor, for everything!!! They may be they party of the mealy-mouthed spineless wusses who can’t even fess up that they voted for their own President…but once the dust settles, they will try as much as they can to do the right thing for the masses, the hoi polloi, the middle class (what’s left of it), etc….The only deviation I offer is for our dear Gov Cuomo, who may actually serve out his term in Ossining as opposed to Albany if the ethics probes are allowed to continue….he will win anyway…so for a protest vote, vote for the Green Party candidate – I don’t even know who it is nor do I care, it will just send a message that the left is alive and well and will grab those Dems that are incessantly trying to waltz off to the right with their corporate backers and Manhattan millionaires and force them to dance to OUR tunes now and again – and if that loser Asterino wins, so be it….the country can’t get any worse (or can it??) – so there’s my two cents….take it for what it’s work or just go get a massage with a “happy ending” instead, at least it’s a screwing you may actually enjoy for a moment or two!!!


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