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fear of wearing a cowboy hat

| 0 Comments | 576 Views | Back to top | Posted on 10/14/2018 at 02:46 PM
 

I went to Dallas for a browns/ cowboys game years ago. My friend was living down there. a lot of us made the trip. I won the biggest game of dice ever $500 and at a bar I bought every girl in the bar a rose from the rose guy. I picked up a woman that went on to become a stripper. I was voted MVP of the trip. I was wearing a cowboy hat my friend had given us all for Christmas. This was in 1995. In January 1996 I was in the mental hospital for 3months. I continued to wear the cowboy hat even though I was in Cleveland, Ohio. I liked it it was a conversation starter. Women would often ask me why I was wearing a cowboy hat. I wore it to my psychiatrist apointment. He said I was Insane for wearing a Cowboy hat. The receptionist at the psychiatrists office was a black man wearing a chinese hat which I thought was more out of place than me wearing a cowboy hat. I told the Psychiatrist theres a few thousand listeners of wgar (country radio station) that would disagree with you. He said your delusional. So I haven't worn my Cowboy hat since that day for fear of being probated and put in the mental hospital. I had a counselor at that psychiatrist which was rare but I didn't talk to her about to many things considering the psychiatrist was so close minded. I have a counselor now that thinks I should be allowed to wear a cowboy hat if I want to. Im waiting to see what my new Psychiatrist thinks. Having a counselor is a new thing for me. This one I talk to Important things with like the causes for my hospitalizations which at first in 1986 was a psychosomatic disorder. Its difficult to talk to people about psychosomatic disorders because few people know what they are but my counselor is familiar with them. In 1996 I was hospitalized because people messed with me acting like they were with the government and plotting against me. They were very convincing. for years I thought the government was plotting against me because of this incident. I never heard from them again. I now know they weren't who they pretended to be and now nobody is plotting against me. I now do a joke about the incident.

soapbox calendar

| 0 Comments | 197 Views | Back to top | Posted on 09/30/2018 at 04:53 PM
 

I will be using the soapbox calendar and attaching it to my website. I submitted to the Martin grant. You can support the Martin Grant by buying T-shirts at comedygrant.com I sell merchandise after my shows. I stopped selling the My love for you is stronger than any restraining order stressball hearts because its offensive. I sell stickers with a character of me in a straight jacket at a microphone with two orderlies behind me. I was in a straight jacket on last comic standing in 2008. I ask the audience if they ever heard of fop cards that they show to a cop and get out of a ticket. These are FOCP stickers Friend Of a Crazy Persons. Some people have asked for t-shirts with the logo on it. Im not sure if I'm going to get them. I'm going back to college in January. I am getting a car in January also and will be doing more comedy. I was in the accidental comedy festival at Hilarities in Cleveland Ohio recently. I am trying to get in Verified laughs at the laugh factory in Chicago. I'm going to submit a second video as soon as it becomes available. I am seeing a therapist. I posted a lot of helpful tips for people who are disabled or mentally ill about health insurance. Its at Facebook.com/martinmalloy2 its about stable account.com social security rule 1619b continued eligibility for medicaid and aaatakecharge.com

soapbox calendar

| 0 Comments | 161 Views | Back to top | Posted on 09/30/2018 at 04:53 PM
 

I will be using the soapbox calendar and attaching it to my website. I submitted to the Martin grant. You can support the Martin Grant by buying T-shirts at comedygrant.com I sell merchandise after my shows. I stopped selling the My love for you is stronger than any restraining order stressball hearts because its offensive. I sell stickers with a character of me in a straight jacket at a microphone with two orderlies behind me. I was in a straight jacket on last comic standing in 2008. I ask the audience if they ever heard of fop cards that they show to a cop and get out of a ticket. These are FOCP stickers Friend Of a Crazy Persons. Some people have asked for t-shirts with the logo on it. Im not sure if I'm going to get them. I'm going back to college in January. I am getting a car in January also and will be doing more comedy. I was in the accidental comedy festival at Hilarities in Cleveland Ohio recently. I am trying to get in Verified laughs at the laugh factory in Chicago. I'm going to submit a second video as soon as it becomes available. I am seeing a therapist. I posted a lot of helpful tips for people who are disabled or mentally ill about health insurance. Its at Facebook.com/martinmalloy2 its about stable account.com social security rule 1619b continued eligibility for medicaid and aaatakecharge.com

I got a website

| 0 Comments | 462 Views | Back to top | Posted on 04/09/2018 at 03:54 AM
 

I got a website it's veryfunnycomedy.com I've been getting more paid gigs lately and will get alot more when I get a car in January. I won a comedy contest at hilarities in Cleveland Oh. That is the 3rd comedy contest I won. I am in the Youngstown comedy festival in may. I updated my contact info

url website

| 0 Comments | 2096 Views | Back to top | Posted on 04/13/2015 at 05:05 PM
 

how can I choose a url for my free comedy soap box website

 
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