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Harris Bloom
New York Comedy Club
New York (New York City) |
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BIOGRAPHY
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Judging by other people's bio's, Harris Bloom (everyone else writes in the third person as if it's not them writing their bio, so why not Harris Bloom?) thinks that he should write about how his "one of a kind" brand of comedic stylings has been leaving the audience in stitches all over the eastern and western seaboard. How his wacky yet affable stage persona will leave you unable to sleep and jonsing for more, like a crack whore with $10 in her pocket.
Whatever...
Fact is...Harris Bloom thinks he's funny...his friends think he's funny...whether the world agrees, we have yet to find out...stay tuned
When he's not sitting in his cubicle wondering where it all went so horribly wrong, Harris Bloom writes (google my name if you care), enjoys all sorts of cheese and cheese by-products and is fascinated by large shiny objects. He has also very recently discovered that he enjoys writing about himself in the third person.
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Debut: 7/9/05 @ Gotham
Home Club(s): Gotham
Comic Inspirations: Emo Philips, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Attell, Silverman
Favorite Working Comics: see above
Favorite TV Shows: The Office, Seinfeld, The Odd Couple
Favorite Movies: American Psycho, Willy Wonka, Silence of the Lambs
Favorite Books: The one I'm that I'm writing
Favorite Music: New Wave/Punk/Industrial - NIN, Depeche Mode, Ramones
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COMEDIANS ON COMEDIANS
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 Harris Bloom has the talent, Professor Dabby has the hair!
-PROFESSOR DABBY
 Dear Harris Bloom, please tell your gay brother Eric Deskin I'm in love with him. Fondly, Madeline Albright
-Shecky Beagleman
 Harris is the sharpest comic I've ever known. Passersby are known to be lacerated by his mere presence. Hemophiliacs fear him for precisely this reason.
-Jon Clarke
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