"My name is Greg, and I just had two cans of Red Bull, a fifth of Bourbon, plus I'm wearing the new NyQuil patch. THIS SHOULD BE GOOD..."

"Freud once said that all artistic and clever expression is nothing more than sublimated lust. So THAT's why TV sucks..."

"I never thought I'd see the day a black guy would get elected President. But then I guess after giving a retard two terms, it didn't seem like that much of a stretch..."

"What's the difference between Star Wars: Episodes I - III and the Second War in Iraq? Well, one outlines the manipulation of a corrupt, complacent democracy using a manufactured war to facilitate the rise in power of an evil empire...and the other's got lightsabers."

"Whenever I watch an old show from PBS or the Children's Television Workshop, I wonder how many of the kids on those shows are now all grown up and cheating on their spouses."

"Hemmingway once said that the only true sports are bloodsports. Boxing, bullfighting and mountain climbing. Anything else, he said, was just a game. How much you wanna bet Hemmingway had a really small dick?"

"After 9/11, they said irony was dead. Then the CEO of McDonald's had to go and die of a heart attack. I don't know about you, but I think SOMEBODY up there begs to differ..."

"It never ceases to amaze me at how quickly the right wing will want to declare war on a concept..."

"I think my Uncle Norman prided himself on being different from everyone else. One of his favorite hobbies was erasing passages from his Bible. 'Thou Shalt Not...nope, can't promise THAT...'"

Since August of 2001, Greg Manuel has been working audiences in the tri-state area with his own blend of comedy that he likes to call "Cerebral, Yet Filthy." (All that really means is he tells dick jokes that you won't get QUITE as fast.)

Want a comedian that'll step to the mic and bring the funny with the best of them? Want someone who was built for comedy? Want someone guaranteed to make the audience say, "This boy's got some issues," only to be answered "Who you callin' BOY?" Look no further than Greg Manuel.

"http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/GregManuel">Daily Comedy: Greg Manuel
"http://myspace.com/gregmanuel">MySpace Profile: Greg Manuel

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