I'm a comedian/Singer Songwriter based in New York City.

I am originally from Toronto Ontario, Canada, EH! I tried out the comedy scene in Toronto as well as going to Second City Improv for a while.

I was living with my Mother, Canada Mom, in the suburbs of Toronto.

I moved to New York one day by jumping on a Grey Hound bus and never looking back. I packed a hockey bag filled with beers, hockey pucks, and headed to the Big Apple.

I ended up in Astoria Queens, Greek Capital of New York. Expecting it to be like "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", instead I ended up with "My Big Fat Greek Roommate!" He is not even Greek!

To think I left a beautiful suburb home with trees, gardens, driveways and FOOD!

Now I live in absolute adversity and poverty filled lifestyle in a pigsty of an apartment called "Camp Astoria".

It really does have a camp appeal with the heaps of garbage and rubble strewn all over the apartment.

At least I have my own personal chef now. His name is Boyardee! I have got creative I suppose living in adversity.

I now have 101 recipes for Ramen noodles and have several different uses for the Roach Motel. The show Survivor has NOTHING on me!

Through all this I have been performing throughout NYC and been in the papers a few times such as the New York Post, New York Times, and New York Journal.

In fact I just got in the New York Post again this year! At least a quote from one of my Comedy songs did.

Here is the quote: I paid my Master Card with my Visa, for this I surely regret, for if I still had a working kidney, Id sell it on the Internet!

Thats all I got for standing in line for over 13 freezing hours just to get on that show Last Comic Standing for a split second.

Other then that I have established myself as a unique comedian that writes original comedic/satiric songs.

One of my popular songs with a cult following is called PROPAGANDA PUSSY.

A hit every time I play it. I will have a sample of the song on the site soon.

Guess thats it for now..One more thing Lesbians and Karaoke are SO much FUN!

checkout: www.myspace.com/canadaanne

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