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Valley City Ohio Frog Jump

| 0 Comments | 80 Views | Back to top | Posted on 12/01/2019 at 06:59 PM

I went to the valley city frog jump ever since I was a kid.  The point of it is to get a frog to jump three times from the center of a parachute and measure the distance you can touch the frog when it is in the small middle carpeted circle but not after.  There are preliminary rounds and a finals.  I think my sister Eileen came in 2nd one year.  There is food and corn and gambling even for little kids.  The first time I jumped a frog they told me to hold on to it tight.  I ended up putting a dead frog in the middle circle and I did not get the prize for shortest jump.  WE would name our frogs after the lasted serial killer in the news or Charles Manson.  one of us always had to name our frog after the guy who got us our frogs.  He eventually went to jail for molesting his grandchild who was always screaming at the frog jump.   I once got second longest jump of the day but it wasn't in the finals so I didn't place but I won a trophy for winning my flight.  A family from West Virginia named the Sheehans or something like that always won and there kids were shaved bald so I named my frog Bald Sheehan.  Once after winning a flight when I was a little kid someone from a newspaper interviewed me and asked me what type of frogs are the best jumpers.  I said the blacker ones.  I didn't get printed in the newspaper and one day someone will dig up that recording and ban my comedy shows.  My nephew Jimmy won the frog jump when he was a kid and got on big chuck and little john show.  I think one year he won with a frog named god because he got it from a pond at a church.   He also won it as an adult.  One year a bunch of bikers showed up to the frog jump and after that i think they made an effort to make it more family friendly.  they now have a bounce house for kids.  no gambling.  One year I got hit in the head with a rock by a girl and had to go to the ambulance and get stitches.  I was teased alot.  Theres a story that my cousin shawn used a pin on a frog and got disqualified.  It use to be at Mack's Lazy T ranch but they moved it to a downtown Valley City ohio Park.  The valley city frog jump is On a Sunday in August and it never seems to rain on that day.  There is beer food corn pop but they don't have steaks and potatoes anymore.

My fan club

| 0 Comments | 336 Views | Back to top | Posted on 04/21/2019 at 07:24 PM

I have started a comedy fan club for myself. its at you can buy a t-shirt there to support me in getting a car to get to comedy gigs which I should get by June 1st. I hope to be traveling around Ohio and maybe Pennsylvania doing gigs. I think I may have OCD. I do a shuffling of the feet between jokes and I think that may be OCD. I will discuss it with my Dr. I tried doing an Ocd joke but it didn't work. My twitter is @veryfunnycomedy and my shows are all listed on my website at

I'm working on telling story jokes

| 0 Comments | 300 Views | Back to top | Posted on 11/26/2018 at 03:21 AM

I'm working on telling story jokes. I have some stories that could be amusing. Normally I perform with a flat affect and nervously shuffle my feat after the punch lines. I'm gonna try and after I'm part way through my act sit on a stool and try to tell some story jokes. I might combine This with asking my Doctor for some valium. I have a new video it is in the video section.

Comedian Martin Malloy fan club

| 0 Comments | 127 Views | Back to top | Posted on 11/03/2018 at 02:42 PM

I started the comedian martin malloy fan club. I have 14 members. I would like to build it up to alot of people interested in my comedy. I applied for the Martin Grant the Martin Grant is a grant for standup comedians. You can learn more about the Martin Grant and support it by buying a tshirt at

Irvine For governor

| 0 Comments | 91 Views | Back to top | Posted on 10/27/2018 at 12:54 AM

Im voting for Irvine for governor of Ohio. He is a libertarian and is for legalizing marijuana. He is also a standup comedian. I applied for the Martin Grant. The Martin Grant funds an aspiring stand up comedian. You can read about and help fund the Martin Grant by reading about it at comedy

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