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What's In My Pocket

| 0 Comments | 4173 Views | Back to top | Posted on 02/05/2007 at 11:15 PM
 

What you are about to read is a real and unfabricated (yes i know that's redundant, fuck off) list of what is in my coat pockets right now. This is NOT, i repeat, NOT a consolidated mixture of things I have had in my pockets at one time or another, but what is in my pockets as of this very moment.

1. An Ipod playing "Tommy" on a constant loop.

2. 30 stickers for "DailyComedy.com" promotion.

3. A Prayercard from my grandma's funeral.

4. Pictures of a girl that didn't like me in high school.

5. A pamphlet on dealing with loneliness.

Yeah, I'm as creeped out as you are. However, it could be much worse. For example, I could have:

1. An Ipod playing "The Catcher In The Rye" on a constant loop.

2. 30 stickers for "DailySodomy.com"

3. A Prayercard from the woman I called grandma but was really just an old lady I liked to masturbate to.

4. A picture of the girl that didn't like me in high school's vagina.

5. A pamphlet on dealing with pedophilia.

...Sleep well dear reader.

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