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Never Text Someone When You’re Angry

| 0 Comments | 961 Views | Back to top | Posted on 11/09/2013 at 04:37 AM

My ex-girlfriend called me and left an annoying voice mail.

Without thinking, I retaliated back by texting, “You define the word bitch� (SEND)

I make about 50 text messages a day with my T9 WORD software, so my thumbs punched out the word B-I-T-C-H by memory—2-4-8-2-4 (SEND)

The next day I felt bad about my shitty response so I called her back to apologize.

She immediately started to yell at me and I regretted I called but I told her I didn’t mean what I texted yesterday.

She calmed down when she realized I was calling to say, “I’m sorry.�

She then asked, “Do you really think I’m fat?�

And I said, “What are you talking about?�

“Your message said, “You define the word chubi…C-H-U-B-I�

“Oh no, the stupid T9 software screwed up my words, I don’t think you’re chubby, I think you’re a bitch.�




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