I'm glad you guys are here to keep us all updated on how those sports events are going. HOW ELSE WOULD WE EVER KNOW? #
.@JesseIsTerrific you misunderstand! I'm being sincere. How would I ever follow sports if it weren't for the updates from random people? in reply to JesseIsTerrific#
I LOVE my TN Vols, but I HATE watching games live and do not enjoy them on tv or radio, so before social media I had no way to get updates. #
When I watch sports I wonder, "did that just happen? I better check social media for confirmation from people who saw the exact same thing." #
so Romney is addicted to porn. RT @radleybalko Anti-porn crusader says top Romney advisor told him Romney intends to "launch a war on porn." #
I don't hate sports as much as I LOVE it when someone is upset that their team lost. My dream is that they ALL could lose, all the time. #
Hey everybody who is all pissed off that their favorite sports team lost, try not giving a shit. Benefits: reduced stress & more free time. #
have people started equating having a HUGE phone with having a TINY penis yet? #
.@NSup's @NashvilleComedy Comics' Lunch! Today at NOON at the Farmer's Market food court thing! Be there, or suck it! #
Finally getting my ass implants! (@ Vanderbilt Health (One Hundred Oaks)) http://t.co/f1QHWmPi#
They say, "everything happens for a reason." I think that's true, but sometimes that reason is: "because Daddy drinks." http://t.co/TqulArxT#
I need new pants. Fashion-aware people in Nashville, where do I go? I want to look nice but not gay or trendy. Goodwill is all I know. Help. #
.@Jest included me in this thing: "New Subreddit: Stand-Up Comedy In Screencaps http://t.co/MnexxquP (it's like Louis C.K. but faster)" in reply to Jest#