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Diary of a Guy

| 2 Comments | 3418 Views | Back to top | Posted on 04/15/2011 at 04:19 AM

I’m just a normal guy. I ain’t no real nigga I’m from Minnesota. They don’t make real niggas in Minnesota they only make black people. I celebrate Black History Month just like every other black person. I also celebrate the seasons that blacks have made a contribution in to help make America great, like: football season, baseball season, basketball season, and hockey season. I celebrate hockey season so I don’t forget where I came from, Minnesota; the U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame is in Eveleth, Minnesota which means either you celebrate hockey season, or you better like being alone. After 9 months of winter trapped in doors you’ll do anything to get away from family members before you kill them, like playing hockey or going hunting. I was always a little nervous about going hunting because nothing says accident like a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee, and a nice shot: Dick Cheney went hunting and shot his friend in the face, and he’s white. What does that say for me? “Oops, sorry about that. How was I supposed to know you’re not a deer? You’re all brown too.”

You’re not going to find a whole lot of black people in America to celebrate hockey season with; you could try Canadian black people but it’s kind of a moot point because they don’t get the history, because they’re Canadian…oh excuse me, French Canadian, which is just a double moot point: “Parlez-vous francais?” “Yeah I parlay…I won a grand last week on a 3 team parlay.”

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