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You have reached the page of Dan Ortiz. A man so funny it hurts; It hurts your gut, like a jealous gut feeling when you see a gorgeous girl that you yourself are not DOing. Born in germany and raised all around the world, his humor practices no prejudice and knows no bounds. Having had cataract surgery shortly after birth he was cursed to wear bifocles for the first 7 years of his schooling career. Curse? NO..better understanding of more diverse groups of people? YES

Humor ranging from the dry and tastless to the boldly backhanded.. He's even delved deep into the humor of the nu metal/g.i. daring to stoop down to the level of ACTING random and even so far as to PRETEND half baked was one of his favorite movies..JUST for the sake of conversation on a humorous level....and he supports the troops, 9/11, katrina...man gas prices are hi...
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Birthday: 5/19
Hailing From: Clarksville, TN
Comic Inspirations: All comedians that tiene the balls to do it
Favorite Working Comics: Pablo Fransisco and Dane Cook
Favorite TV Shows: Fox News, South Park, Family Guy, and stand up shows.
Favorite Movies: Donnie Darko, Office Space, Man on fire, The Inside Man, Crash, and Soooo many others.
Favorite Books: never read one...i apologize, now wipe that tear beautiful, ur thick sexy glasses are gonna rust..
Favorite Music: all of it
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